Thou Shalt Whistle Whilst Thou Work

Teacher: "Okay, we have nine of the ten commandments on the board. Which one are we missing?"

Circus Ninja: "Sneezy. Everyone forgets Sneezy."

Turkey in a black hat

Teacher: Well, I hope you all had a Happy Thanksgiving.

Overenthusiastic Student: We didn't have Thanksgiving! We had Yud-Tes Kislev!

Tightrope T-bird: That's right. We celebrated the Rosh Hashanah of Chasidis.

Circus Ninja: Hey T-bird, wanna know what we're celebrating next year?

T-bird: What?

Circus Ninja: Thanksgiving.

T-bird: F*ck yeah.