"Poland? I LOVE Poland! What were you doing in Poland?"

Circus Ninja is sad today. She just wrote the funniest post of her career, describing a social faux pas she committed at a dinner party. But she's afraid to put it up because there are well-known Israelis involved whose good name should not be sullied by association with ninjas.

Suffice it to say that Circus Ninja gushed about how great Poland is to an adorable older gentleman who turned out to be a Holocaust survivor and a major Israeli diplomat.

Stay tuned for the next episode, in which Circus Ninja tells Menachem Begin that his corned beef sandwich would taste so much better with cheese on it.