I need to write a children's book and call it "The Sad Topiary." It's about a plant cultivated in the shape of a baby elephant that lives all by itself in a hot, dry climate.
My second book, a work of Young Adult fiction (I plan to grow with my readership) is called "Landlocked." It's the story of a mermaid with big old lopsided tits who lives on some Australian guy's arm.
She's looking for love. Aren't we all?
Don't ask me where I get the inspiration for my books; it will just make you sad too.
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